KyKarateka
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Post by KyKarateka on Sept 9, 2013 20:30:43 GMT -5
Post your best (and worst) pick up lines here ... go.
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odee
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Post by odee on Sept 10, 2013 17:43:40 GMT -5
You know pick up lines only work on girls that you'd have no intention of keeping right?
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KyKarateka
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Post by KyKarateka on Sept 10, 2013 18:13:59 GMT -5
Nah I have a girlfriend right now, this is just for fun haha
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odee
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Post by odee on Sept 10, 2013 18:34:35 GMT -5
Best one I used was on a female friend, she started talking about pick-up lines and how pathetic they are so I told her that they can't be all bad, they've been around since the stone age, she took the bait and asked what a stone age pick-up line was like so I grunted at her and threw her over a shoulder. Fun times.
Worst one I've heard was "Are those holes in your stockings or a ladder to heaven?".
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Keyboard Warrior
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Post by Keyboard Warrior on Sept 10, 2013 22:31:56 GMT -5
Are you from heaven? Because I have an erection.
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Can I borrow a quarter? 'Cause I want to call my mother and tell her I just met the girl I want to nail in the bathroom.
If neither of those work, then I'd work on your delivery because they're fool-proof
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odee
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Post by odee on Sept 28, 2013 16:25:51 GMT -5
Blunt, honest and somewhat amusing. Your girl doesn't like guys who beat around the bush?
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Keyboard Warrior
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Post by Keyboard Warrior on Sept 30, 2013 17:04:55 GMT -5
If a girl can't handle the truth and getting down to business, she deserves none of your time.
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odee
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Post by odee on Oct 2, 2013 7:09:04 GMT -5
Not all guys like 'em blunt. I have a catch twenty-two. The girls I like are not likely to be wooed by pick-up lines, they demand something a bit classier, which is about where I realize my tastes are my very own cock-block system.
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Keyboard Warrior
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Post by Keyboard Warrior on Oct 2, 2013 14:30:56 GMT -5
Aim low and you'll never be disappointed.
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odee
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Post by odee on Oct 2, 2013 16:18:44 GMT -5
Except maybe disappointed with what you wind up with...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2013 14:08:32 GMT -5
Girl,If i was a fly id be all over you because your the shit.
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Chino
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Post by Chino on Nov 8, 2013 14:26:25 GMT -5
Pfft, we all know the universal symbol that makes any girl get in your car.....having money.
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Post by the tank on Nov 9, 2013 3:19:18 GMT -5
lol awesome
If I had a lambo I'd probably do that too xD
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2013 15:46:10 GMT -5
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Chino
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Post by Chino on Nov 21, 2013 15:36:46 GMT -5
When they ask you if you workout just be like Nah I just like picking things up...and putting things down ~licks lips~
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